Weighing In On the Console Wars

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I just came up with a clever way to consider the current console wars, as they have been dubbed. Really, this contribution is completely arbitrary and frivolous, but I thought it was a tad cunning. See, my idea is to go to Metacritic (I don’t usually trust them, but this isn’t a game-specific venture; for more reading, leave this parentheses). Then I go to the list of top-rated pieces interactive video entertainment software -known to most as games- and look at the score for the #25th highest game. I don’t know why I picked 25, it just seemed very palatable (10 was too low and beyond that, the differences don’t change much).

To me, it just seems like this is an apt way to gauge the quality and quantity of a console’s games. Exclusives don’t matter in this situation if they aren’t any good then they’re not on the list. Bad games stay off, good games stay on. Simple enough. More good games, the higher the 25th score. Less good games and the 25th score is lower. You want a console with a lot of games and goddamnit, you want those games to be good. Well, past a certain point, that doesn’t really matter. And that point just so happens to be #25 in this case study. OBSERVE:

That leaves us with

Wii- 82
PS3- 86
XBox 360- 89

Of course, this only shows games, and only those that are existent.

Also, to test this theory, I applied it to the last generation. Those scores came out to:

XBox- 90
Gamecube- 90
PS2- 93

I’m pretty sure that reflects what most people thought of those consoles. Then again, there were no crazy media center features in the olden dayes.
Considering the scores of “last gen” being higher than the current console lineup’s also displays part of this system’s facileness. As consoles get older, more games get developed. More games means a higher chance of enjoyable games being developed for that platform. Viola.

Oh, and the Dreamcast scored an 87 whilst the Windows-based personal computing system achieved a supercilious 92 (however, it has 400 games scoring equal to or above that of the Wii’s 82).

Iron Man

irnman  The first thing that you notice about the Iron Man movie is that every single thing in it is goddamned amazing. If cool gadgets were horses, then this movie would have a shitload of horses. Let me break this down. Tony Stark has this amazingly intuitive GUI on 2 huge computer screens where he can drag everything around with this tablet pen thing midair. He then drags it to a flat surface nearby where the blueprints to his Iron Man suit become a tangible hologram, which he then manipulates physically with his hands. Once the geek euphoria set in, I realized the movie was actually really, really good. Sure, it wasn’t deep like Batman Begins, but the action, effects, and possibly even dialogue were better. Robert Downey Jr. excellently played the boozehound-genius-millionaire down to the attitude and even decent character development. Most superhero movies have had struggles with overly-cheesy dialogue and romantic themes that are too heavily used. The “romance” “story” isn’t too good in Iron Man, but it’s not overbearing or tacky at all. The dialogue and acting are not only good, but  very high above the expectations of a  spring/summer superhero flick.

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This may be good and all, but the best part of the movie by far is the amazing CGI and action. The digital Iron Man suit is a masterpiece, a shockingly beautiful and cool piece of computer-generated art integrated perfectly into a real-world setting. And the fight scenes, THE FIGHT SCENES. Gone are the Spiderman fight scenes with obviously CG elastic heroes and villains doing quadruple backflips and moving a little too fluidly. Industrial Light and Magic finally got it all down. The animation is just right. The flying too, but back to the fight scenes. The action is great, no stupid music during the fights and even in the middle of a brawl, Iron Man always pulls out some cool gadget, like tiny, super-accurate shoulder-mounted guns or flares.

If your favorite movie is The Titanic or Rent, this movie is probably not for you, but if you enjoy awesome gadgets, superhero fights, or poledancing stewardesses, buy your tickets right now.

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High Quality YouTube

dexter YouTube has changed around their user interface on video pages a little and added something called “active sharing,” which is showing off what you are watching and have watched on your channel page. However, the most significant recent update is the addition of a preference to watch high quality versions of every video, which are impressively good. Also, the loading times (at least for me) have not increased unless your connection is bad or under heavy duress.

3/15/08

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So today I got up promptly at 10:00. Without thought, I rushed through a shower and did miscellaneous internet stuff. At 11:30 I feasted upon pancakes, organized my stuff, and headed out. I took the T (Boston subway and tram system) with some friends and we headed out to the Back Bay part of Boston.

As we left the T stop, we chanced upon some Anonymous across the street. We joined and followed them to the Boston Church of Scientology. After a short walk, 3 large huddles of Guy Fawkes masks, one on each corner of the street around the CoS, greeted us. The Anon were nice, invigorated, and strangely adherent to all legal conduct. They handed out flyers and surgical masks. I took a surgical mask and assumed anonymity. Anonymous was funny, generous, goofy, serious, peaceful, young, old, funky, crazy, normal, male, and female.

We stayed there for an hour, hour and a half, and then left to get pizza in the Prudential Center. Then we stopped by Barnes & Nobles, one of the greatest stores ever conceived by man for a long time. We checked out some fiction for the second time in the day and then bought some music. I bought The Arctic Monkey’s first album, Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not. Fortunately, I found out about two new bands that I will check out, Hard-Fi and Garbage.

Sometime close to 3:00 we finally headed back to the subway, where we met two men with a VOTE HARVEY DENT poster and buttons. They gave us their last four buttons that read: TAKE BACK GOTHAM CITY | VOTE HARVEY DENT.

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What a day.

Bionic Commando ReArmed

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This is how you make a remake. The original Bionic Commando was a fantastic game, even by today’s standards, but was a bit simple. Not only does this simple arcade game feature truly breathtaking visuals. From the crisp textures to the soft HDR lighting and the satisfying explosion and glow effects. It appears that the gameplay will keep to the original, fantastic formula. Now there will be psychics, expanded weaponry, a remixed soundtrack, and big bosses, the most common platformer gameplay element outside of jumping (which this game lacks).

bcs The original gameplay was revolutionary, giving you a grapple arm that could be used to move and attack, which was your only form of movement. The bad guys were classic (vaguely like Nazis, but with different colored uniforms). The shooting element was not overdone, but hell, this was a NES game. It always seemed strange that the good guy wore bright green, but hey, the Nazis bad guys wore bright purple. The gaming industry has not had a decent 2D platformer for a while, and this coinciding with the release of the 3D Bionic Commando for the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3. As another reason to get it, it lets you play the next-gen version with a non-hot dog-armed character model. And they even did the trailer right.

Merry Christmas!

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I’m a little late, but I was doing Christmas Stuff. So Now I finally got to writing the required annual post about that day when Jesus got killed. Oh, and when an ancient fat man rides through the night, dropping packages into chimneys  worldwide.

Click “more” to check out my spoils (including those from my birthday, just 3 days ago)

Continue reading ‘Merry Christmas!’

The Dark Knight Second Trailer

Honestly, I have never been more excited for a movie. Ever. Batman Begins was the best Batman flick since the first one with Jack Nicholson. Heath Ledger seems to emulate Nicholson very well while building on his speech techniques and the new costume is genius. Summer of ‘08 now seems very distant.

Breaking: Rock Band 2 Development Starting in January

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I recently heard from someone who helped work on Rock Band (trying to be vague here) that development for the second installment in Harmonix’s newest IP will begin in January of 2008. I have no idea when this could mean Rock Band 2 could be out by, but probably sooner than you though.

After successes from the Guitar Hero series, which will almost definitely be defunct in Harmonix’s eyes (later versions will probably be developed by Neversoft), Rock Band was released. I’m guessing that the sales numbers hit them like a refulgent epiphany. Oh SH*T, we can make so much money off of this.” You know, the same epiphany as always.

My Birthday, "Pearl Harbor Day"

On my pedestrian home route this afternoon, I stopped with a friend at a local market, Kurkman’s. As I was checking out, I asked my Muslim friend if there were any December holidays in Islam, as the other two Semetic religions have their most coveted celebrations in this time period. He mentioned that there was one on the 22nd of December, which I commented happened to be my birthday. As we were exiting, the clerk mumbled “We call it Pearl Harbor Day here.

Suddenly I Want to Buy Norton Antivirus

Sweet Jesus! This is possibly the best ad campaign ever! For some reason, in a very cheesy version of Japan, a menacing robot-virus, Botlas is trying to diabolically take over an office and send out spam and viruses to everybody he can. But Norton Fighter is there to save the day!

Here’s the more recent installment, part 2.

But wait! There’s more! They even set up an incredibly slick website (at least for an ad campaign) [link]

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