“Uh, yeah, um, can I get a Jesus tomb with a side of trying to discredit Christianity? Yeah, thanks.”
So, apparently, Jesus’ tomb got uncovered [story on Time] Also, the names on the coffins/sarcophagi (which took 27 years to decipher) were Jesus son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa, and Judah son of Jesus. This means that Dan Brown, or who he copied from is a prophet. And a psychic.
This means that Jesus had a son, married Mary Magdalene, and the Papal conspiracy hath been reveal-ed! Or has it?
If this is all true and the Ressurection didn’t happen (well, I guess it could) and Jesus wasn’t the son of God, etc, how do we know of him and some “miracles” and the sort. Also, wouldn’t that partially discredit Islam? Messy stuff. It smells fishy. Like Maine.
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